Chimp Makes Elaborate Plots to Attack Humans

May 10, 2012 (Fox News)

“Santino,” a male chimpanzee at Furuvik Zoo in Sweden, is devising increasingly complex attacks against zoo visitors.

At first Santino was famous for throwing rocks and other projectiles at visitors who annoyed him. Now he has improved his technique, which requires spontaneous innovation for future deception. Researcher Mathias Osvath, lead author of a paper about Santino in PLoS ONE, explained what the clever chimp did:

“After a visitor group had left the compound area, Santino went inside the enclosure and brought a good-sized heap of hay that he placed near the visitor’s section, and immediately after that he put stones under it,” Osvath said.

“He also appeared to have placed projectiles behind, just before he went in after the hay. After this, he sat down beside the hay and waited. When the visitors came back, he waited until they were close by and, without any preceding display, he threw stones at the crowd.”

Osvath, who is the scientific director of the Lund University Primate Research Station Furuvik, and colleague Elin Karvonen noticed the behavior while studying the elderly chimp, who is the dominant male in his exhibit at the Swedish zoo.

The calculated surprise attacks on visitors demonstrate very advanced thinking usually only associated with humans.

Osvath said, “What is interesting is that he made these preparations when the visitors were out of sight, and also that he incorporated innovations into the behavior.”

“What makes this a bit special is that he actually had not experienced before what he seemed to anticipate,” Osvath added. “He, in a sense, produced a future outcome instead of just preparing for a scenario that had previously been re-occurring reliably.”

The researchers believe that the recombination of previous experiences coupled with innovation “is a good sign of the rather sophisticated foresight abilities in chimps.”

This comes very close to what is known as “theory of mind,” which is the ability to attribute mental states to oneself and others, and to understand that others have thoughts, desires and more that are different from one’s own. Empathy, deception (as for Santino) and other qualities usually only reserved for humans can be linked to this process.

In terms of why the chimp wants to bother human zoo visitors, Osvath said that’s nothing new.

“A lot of great apes, especially dominant males, throw stuff at people at zoos,” he said. “And I would think that this is something that comes naturally to them when performing their dominance displays. These are often aimed at making other apes move out of the way and, in effect, accept him as the boss.”

“Humans at zoos don’t move out of the way, unless they get thrown at,” he continued. “Some apes throw sticks or feces, but Santino doesn’t have access to any good sized sticks, and he really dislikes putting his fingers on gooey stuff, including feces.”

After observing the chimp for days, the scientists also suspect that Santino just also “finds it fun” to bug humans. He even appears to target certain people that perhaps really get on his nerves. The attacks are all the more successful because Santino plays it cool, holding back on posturing before whipping out the stone or other projectile.

Michael Huffman of Kyoto University’s Primate Research Institute has also studied chimp stone throwing, which he believes “may serve to augment the effect of intimidation displays.” He further thinks that research on the behavior could shed light on the evolution of stone tool use in humans.

Osvath additionally believes that the phenomenon taps into “one of the hardest questions in science: how matter (in this case the brain) can appear to be influenced by something that does not exist (the future). This is far from trivial.”

Chimp Plots Stone Throwing Attacks

March 9, 2009 (Discovery News)

If non-human primates could be arrested, Santino the chimp might be behind jail bars for throwing stones and handcrafted weapons at zoo visitors, since a new study found his cleverly orchestrated attacks were premeditated.

The discovery, published in the latest issue of Current Biology, provides evidence that chimpanzees can plan for a future, rather than a current, mental state. This, in turn, implies “advanced consciousness and cognition traditionally not associated with animals,” according to Mathias Osvath, who conducted the study.

Staff at the Furuvik Zoo in Sweden first became suspicious in 1997 when they spotted multiple stone piles at the park’s “chimpanzee island” where Santino lives, explained Osvath, a Lund University researcher in the field of cognitive science.

A caretaker performed surveillance by hiding herself behind a blind to investigate what was going on.

She observed that “on five consecutive days, before the zoo opened, the chimpanzee gathered stones from the water and placed them in caches.” Later on each of these days, Santino was seen throwing the rocks at unsuspecting zoo visitors.

“Stone throwing toward a crowd of people has an instant and dramatic effect,” Osvath wrote, “and was a way to evoke reactions across the water moat that enclosed the chimpanzee.”

In 1998, Santino tweaked his method by adding pieces of concrete to his ammunition. In order to do this, he had to detect invisible weak areas in concrete rock structures located at the center of the island.

“The chimpanzee was observed to gently knock on the concrete rocks, from time to time delivering harder blows to break off the detached surface in section in discoidal pieces, and sometimes breaking these into further smaller fragments,” Osvath explained, adding that “these manufactured missiles were often transported to the caches at the shoreline.”

Since Santino’s behavior was first noticed, Osvath and various zoo staff have observed him gathering stones on at least 50 distinct occasions, and manufacturing concrete “missile” discs around 18 times.

Santino is the lone male on the island, which he has shared with multiple females over the years. The females “seem to show little interest in the stone caches and concrete disc manufacturing.”

The chimp’s calculating behavior began one year after the group’s dominant male died, and appears to somewhat mirror primate dominance displays in the wild. Due to weather and other restrictions, the chimps are only on public display for 25 percent of the year, so the Swedish chimps may be less accustomed to human gawkers than are chimpanzees housed at other zoos.

Chimps may not even be the only animals that feel compelled to attack humans with rocks from time to time.

Antonio Moura, who conducted research while in the Department of Biological Anthropology at the University of Cambridge, observed capuchin monkeys at Serra da Capivara National Park in Brazil. Moura noticed that whenever he approached, the monkeys would move to higher ground and search for a loose stone, which they would then hit on a rock surface several times.

This activity not only led to a disturbing noise racket, but it also dislodged other stones that could hit Moura, or any other approaching individual, from below.

Scientists at the Primate Research Institute in Kyoto have additionally documented Japanese macaques making noise with stones, as well as throwing them.

“The recent emergence of a unique behavior, stone throwing, may serve to augment the effect of intimidation displays,” concluded primatologist Michael Huffman and his colleagues. “Research on such transformation may shed light on the evolution of stone-tool use in early hominids.”

Escaped Buffalo Still on the Loose Around Sibley, Iowa

May 16, 2012 (Sioux City Journal)

Authorities in five Northwest Iowa counties are still looking for a handful of buffalo believed to be on the loose after escaping from a ranch. 

About 200 buffalo went through a gate at the Frick and Joe Buffalo Ranch at 4982 200th St. in Sibley, Iowa, on Sunday.

The animals have been spotted in Lyon, Osceola, Sioux and O’Brien counties in Iowa and Nobles County, Minn., said Osceola County Sheriff’s Office Lt. Seth Hofman.

“They can go really, really fast,” he said.

Most have been captured or killed, but one was seen early Wednesday near Highway 60 and 280th Street north of Sheldon, police said. Police suspect more are still loose.

No injuries have been reported.

[as of this writing, 30 remain free and have been reported stampeding across five counties.]

Gator Attack Caught on Film

May 18, 2012 (The Raw Story)

North Carolina scientist Fred Boyce is lucky to still have both arms today after a run-in with an alligator on Wednesday. A motorist spotted the 10 foot, 200 pound reptile sunning itself on the side of the road and called authorities.

Boyce, an employee of the North Carolina Aquarium at Pine Knoll Shores, arrived at the scene just after first responders.  Wildlife officials had been called but were still hours away.  Boyce, who has handled alligators before, stepped in and attempted to wrangle the animal on his own, with nearly disastrous results.

The alligator grabbed Boyce in its powerful jaws and gave him a violent shake before letting him go.  Boyce, who appeared on “Good Morning America” this morning said that he was lucky the animal was “nice” to him, not biting down with its full strength, which would have take his arm off at the shoulder.

Watch video of this story here, which ran Friday, May 18 on ABC.

Hawks Attack Parishioners At Indiana Church

May 11, 2012 (Huffington Post)

Many people try to get by on a wing and a prayer, but the parishioners at an Indiana church could do without the wings, thank you.

Recently, a pair of hawks swooped down to the St. Joseph’s Catholic Church in Mishawaka, Ind., and moved in upstairs.

At first, they were good neighbors who respected the sanctity of the church, but things have turned hellish recently, according to church pastor Father Terry Fisher.

“Up until a couple weeks ago they really weren’t bothering anybody and we weren’t bothering them,” Father Fisher told WSPT-TV.

However, they have just started getting a little too protective about their nest and have begun swooping down and attacking people.

“They got one lady on the top of her head and she had to have stitches, and another woman on the side of her face,” Father Fisher said.

They’ve been acting so satanic, in fact, that the church asked a higher power to intervene: the Indiana Department of Natural Resources.

But don’t expect the DNR to fly in to the rescue. Officials said the hawks are a protected species, so nothing can be done until they decide to fly the coop of their own volition, The Republic reported.

Even if that happens tomorrow, it won’t end the bird-brained problem overnight, Fisher said.

“Once they build their nest, I guess you have relatives moving in for a few months until their babies hatch and are old enough to fly away,” Fisher told the South Bend Tribune.

Until then, he suggests that anyone worried about the birds should use an umbrella when entering the church or use a rear entrance.

August 6, 2008

Polar bear, frustrated at being held captive in an Anchorage Alaska zoo, attacks woman through the bars.

June 30, 2009

“Trainer” gets bitten by alligator in front of audience

Jellyfish-Like Organisms Shut Down California Power Plant

Apr 26, 2012 (ABC News)

The workers of the Diablo Canyon nuclear power plant received a very slimy surprise this week when they discovered hoards of jellyfish-like creatures clinging to the structure, leading to the shutdown of the plant.

The organisms, called salp, are small sea creatures with a consistency  similar to jellyfish.

The influx of salp was discovered as part of the plant’s routine monitoring system, according to Tom Cuddy, the senior manager of external and nuclear communications for the plant’s operator, Pacific Gas & Electric.

“We then made the conservative decision to ramp down the affected unit to 20 percent and continued to monitor the situation,” Cuddy said. “When the problem continued, we made another conservative decision that it would be safest to curtail the power of the unit.”

The salp were clogging the traveling screens in the intake structure, which are meant to keep marine life out and to keep the unit cool.

“Safety is the highest priority,” Cuddy said. “We will not restart the unit until the salp moves on and conditions improve. No priority is more important than the safe operation of our facility.”

The plant consists of two units. Unit 1 was shut down previously because of refueling and maintenance work and will not be functional for several weeks. Now that Unit 2 has been shut down because of the influx of salp, the plant has ceased all production.

Even with the Diablo Canyon plant out of commission, PG&E has pledged to continue production using other sources of power so that customers are unaffected by the closure.

“We’ve had salp cling to the intake structure before, but nothing to this extent,” Cuddy said.

The plant’s strategy? Simply wait until the salp move on and resume production once the filters are clear.

August 20, 1994

Tyke, a female elephant kept in a circus, killed her trainer during a performance in Honolulu to escape her life of misery and abuse. Tyke then bolted from the arena and ran through downtown streets for more than thirty minutes. Police fired 86 shots at Tyke, who eventually died two hours later.

On April 21, 1993, 16 months before the incident in Hawaii, Tyke ripped through the front doors of the Jaffa Mosque during a performance and ran out of control for an hour in Altoona, Pennsylvania. An estimated 4,500 school children had to leave the building as it was evacuated, and the rampage caused more than $14,000 in damage.

On the next day April 22, 1993 Tyke had also attacked a tiger trainer while the circus was in Altoona.

On July 23, 1993 that Tyke “ran amok at the North Dakota State Fair in Minot, N.D., trampling and injuring a handler and frightening the crowd as she ran uncontrolled for 25 minutes.”

Cow on the Lam; Heifer Eludes Authorities For Six Hours

January 5, 2006 (Great Falls Tribune)

It was like a scene from The Fugitive, only with four legs.

The escapee fled from captors and police for more than eight miles, running in and out of traffic, giving police the slip by jumping in front of a moving train and braving the strong, icy currents of the Missouri River.

But this was no Dr. Richard Kimball on the run; it was a black 1,200-pound heifer that had escaped a slaughterhouse.

The desperate animal eluded police, veterinarians, animal control officers, media, humane society and slaughterhouse workers for more than six hours as it lead them on a pursuit across the city, risking her life on several occasions to keep new-found freedom.

The never-say-die heifer’s escape is one of a string of several animal escapes from Mickey’s Packing Plant.

The chase started at around 5 a.m. Thursday morning, when the heifer jumped a gate at Mickey’s on Gibson Flats Road, southwest of the city. She then ran up a loading chute ramp and leaped for freedom.

Del Morris, a manager at Mickey’s said he sicced his dog on the heifer, hoping to turn the fleeing animal around, but to no avail.

“She wanted out pretty bad,” Morris said. “Nothing was going to stop her.”

From there, the heifer ran for the city near the Mountain View area and trekked to the intersection of 7th Street South and 10th Avenue South.

At about 9:26 a.m., police began receiving calls of a cow in the middle of the intersection causing traffic problems.

“We thought, `yeah right, a cow in the middle of town,’” said Officer Corey Reeves. “It was just hanging out in the middle of the road.”

Police caught up with the escapee in the 500 block of 8th Avenue South and wedged her between a stock trailer and a fence.

But the heifer barreled through the fence and fled westbound toward River Drive.

Her flight was not without peril. Near the intersection of 2nd Avenue South and 8th Street South, the heifer narrowly dodged a Chevrolet Suburban.

It was a near miss, but not the last, Reeves said.

With police in hot pursuit, the animal sped toward the railroad tracks, Reeves said.

Then they saw the train.

The panicked cow darted across the path of the oncoming locomotive, narrowly missing it and giving police another brief slip.

She then sped across River Drive, near MacKenzie River Pizza Co., where she was nearly run down by a semi.

“By that time, it was a madhouse,” Reeves said. “People were coming out of the woodwork to see.”

After her trio of near-death experiences, the animal ran into Oddfellows Park. Police were following the animal closely, but trying not to spook it.

Hemmed in by police, animal control officers and slaughterhouse workers, the bovine dove into Broadwater Bay.

As she swam to the west bank of the Missouri, Reeves said, she sank lower in the water, like she was running out of steam and getting swept downstream with the current.

But the cow found a sandbar near the river’s west bank and walked to shore.

“She’s lucky,” Reeves said as he sat in his vehicle, watching the cow pull itself to the other side.

A less fortunate bovine, dubbed “Bob,” made headlines in 2004 when his body beached on a sandbar in the same area, creating a mighty stench.

No one knows his life story, or how he came to be a carcass in the river.

But back to our chase.

As police scrambled to head off the cow on the west side of the river, a veterinarian rushed to the scene to administer tranquilizers.

Reaching the shore, the heifer ran across Bay Drive to the railroad tracks.

She turned north and followed the tracks for a while, eventually becoming cornered at a chain link fence near Central Ave. and Interstate 15.

Breathing heavily and foaming at the mouth, the animal juked an approaching animal control officer and, like a skilled running back, turned on the speed and ran through the perimeter set up by officials.

“He’s determined,” Reeves said.

The chase finally began to slow when the cow ran to the end of 2nd Avenue S.W. where she came up against several strong fences, including one separating the street from Interstate 15.

Dr. Jennifer Evans of Big Sky Medical Center arrived at the scene with a tranquilizer gun and shot it once with a dart.

It had little effect.

After three darts, the heifer showed no sign of going down. Instead, workers created a makeshift pen with metal panels that led to the stock trailer.

After more than six hours, eight miles, more than a dozen pursuers, three tranquilizer darts and numerous near-misses, the heifer was corralled and walked into the stock trailer at 11:45 a.m.

“It covered some ground,” Reeves said. “She did make one heck of a journey.”

Reeves said police were authorized to use deadly force on the animal, but only as a last resort.

“Had there been an imminent threat to anybody, we would have shot,” Reeves said. “But we understand it was worth a significant amount of money.”

Morris, the Mickey’s manager, estimated at 95 cents per-pound the heifer was worth around $1,140.

This isn’t the first time an animal has escaped from the packing plant.

In 2003 three buffalo escaped from Mickey’s, thundered down 10th Avenue South before being shot. In 2001, a lamb escaped from the packing plant and a few years earlier another buffalo escaped from the plant and was recaptured.

Reeves said plant managers told police the company was under new ownership and working to correct the animal escape problems.

In some cases of repeat offenses, Reeves said, the person can be charged financially for officers’ time and efforts, but it would be up to police administration officials to determine that.

There were horses ready to be deployed, Morris said, but once the cow went into the city limits, it was too dangerous.

“I was totally amazed she was able to swim the river,” Morris said.

Morris said the heifer would be taken back to Mickey’s, put in a pen (one with larger fences) and be fed and watered.

As for the fate of the tenacious heifer, it’s still up in the air.

“Everybody has emotions about the animals,” Morris said. “We care a great deal for her. There will definitely be discussions over it. There have been some comments over whether she deserves to live.”

Officer Aaron Hartnell, one of the officers who responded, said five officers were involved in the chase.

“It was odd,” he said. “I’m just glad no one got hurt and all ended well. In the end, that’s all we ask for.”

[follow-up stories here and here about her eventual settlement in a sanctuary]

Monkeys Flee Research Center, Keepers Trying to Lure Them with Bananas

March 12, 2003 (CNN)

COVINGTON, Louisiana (AP) — Two dozen monkeys escaped from a research center and holed up in a forest, where animal-control workers used bananas and oranges to try to lure them out.

The monkeys are classified as disease-free and posed no health risk to humans, but workers trying to capture the animals wore protective gowns and gloves as a standard precaution, said Fran Simon, a spokeswoman for the Tulane Regional Primate Center.

By Wednesday, eight of the 24 rhesus macaques remained on the loose.

“When they get hungry enough, they’ll come back,” Simon said.

The Tulane Regional Primate Research Center, established in 1964, is the largest of eight federally funded primate research centers, with 500 acres of land, eight buildings and about 5,000 monkeys. Its main study area is infectious diseases caused by viruses, bacteria and parasites.

It was not clear how the monkeys escaped from a fenced area outside the research facility Tuesday, said James Hartman, a spokesman for the St. Tammany Parish sheriff.

In the past, animal-rights activists have freed or attempted to free monkeys, but there were no signs that vandalism played any role in Tuesday’s escape, Hartman said.

When Seals Strike Back Against the Fishing Industry

April 2, 2012 (io9.com)

Sweden’s grey seal was once terribly endangered, its population thinned almost to nothing in the 1970s from pollution and hunting in the Baltic Sea. But then the seal population began to bounce back in the 1980s. And today, in the coastal waters off Sweden, there is a pitched battle going on between the restored ranks of grey seals and the Swedish fishing industry. A new study reveals that the seals are eating as many fish as the fishing industry brings in each year, and that they’re doing it in part by stealing from fishing boats and traps.

Marine biologist Karl Lundström, a researcher with Sweden’s University of Gothenburg, recently published the results of a long-term study of the grey seals’ diet. Like their human counterparts in Sweden, the seals are mostly eating herring, but they’re also chomping on salmon and pretty much every other fish they can. They are, as Lundström put it, “fish-eating predators at the top of the marine ecosystem.” And by “top,” he means above humans. Though the Swedes have built fishing nets that are supposed to be humane and seal-proof, the seals turn out to be fairly ingenious at figuring out new ways to steal fish from them. As you can see in these videos, taken over the past several years, the seals do everything from jumping inside the nets and back out, to just ripping the crap out of them.

According to the University of Gothenburg:

Some seals have learned to hunt at the push-up trap that has been developed for the small-scale fishing of salmon and whitefish in the Baltic. The trap has a seal-safe chamber in which the caught fish are collected, supposedly safe from the seals. Despite this, damage caused by seals has not been fully eliminated. Some seals, quite simply, have managed to figure out the equipment, and overcome it. By filming seals who hunt close to the trap, the scientists could identify ten individuals who had become specialists in hunting in the trap. These seals returned to the site over a long period.

[University of Gothenburg marine ecologist Sara Königson says] “Since we now know that it is only certain seals who are responsible for the damage, we have the chance of limiting the damage in a certain region, simply by removing these individuals.”

So it’s humans vs. seals, and the seals are currently winning — unless the scientists and fishing industry get their way and “remove” the smartest of the seals.

For people who fear the extinction of cute seals, this is weirdly heartwarming tale of how these fierce but cute predators fight back with strength and smarts. It’s also a reminder that when humans don’t play dirty by murdering other animals with guns, we’re not the only apex predator in the ecosystem.

Read more via University of Gothenburg

Even though fishing traps have been designed to be “seal-proof,” seals have been caught on camera devising strategies to defeat them to get to the fish they need.

Humans act like they are the only ones entitled to the fish they take from the ocean, but seals, who need them more than humans in order to survive, have been outsmarting humans:

Seal destroys fishing trap to get to the fish that he needs to survive.